Title: The Goal
Characters/Pairings: Schwarz
Team: Schwarz
Rating: G
Word Count: 100
Series: Kapitel
Author's Notes: There might be an accurate fact about Ponce de Leon in this drabble, but it's entirely by coincidence.

"Ponce de Leon died here," Crawford said, shading his eyes. "They suspect he was eaten, but that's probably just one of those ridiculous rumors."

"Eaten," Nagi said dubiously. "Didn't he die of sepsis?"

"Poison," Farfarello corrected. "Just think: all that work to never find the fountain."

"That rumor started after his death." Crawford considered for a moment, then pressed a section of the stone wall. The panel creaked reluctantly back, and Schwarz continued forward. "To distract the others from his real goal."

Nagi raised an eyebrow. "Which was?"

"Better than youth, boy," Schuldig said. "And we're going to find it."

All three teams kept their legs crossed for the Bad Sex Challenge, with a grand total of zero points between the lot of them! And having read those excerpts, who could blame them, really?

So this week, let's flee the dubious pleasures of bad lit!sex, and send the boys and girls into the past for Challenge #204: Don't Know Much About History. Historical research is very much not required, for you are encouraged to use historical trivia that everyone knows to be true, whether or not it actually is.

Whether you have Hell and Schön discovering that Queen Victoria didn't believe in lesbians (not actually true); Nagi's telekinesis being the reason Isaac Newton was hit on the head by an apple (he wasn't) or Yohji swearing off sex after discovering that Catherine the Great died of being, er, too fond of her horse (Yikes! Also, no, she didn't), you have 100 words of historical common knowledge to write.